WHY IS BROTHER EDIBLE?! WHO SAID THIS TO BE TRUE!? DID I HAVE A BATH IN THE SAUCE PUT ON MEAT?
...no, I don't smell like food. I wouldn't eat me.
If I wouldn't eat me, nothing else should eat me either.
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS PUBLIC.
BROTHER IS NOT FOOD.
THAT IS ALL.
...where did the city go.
Why am I lost.
BROTHER IS SAD AND NOT FOOD.
All so crazy... no fun! What is happen when I leave here?! YOU CANNOT CARE FOR SELVES?! IF BROTHER HAS TO SAVE DAY WE ALL ARE SCREWED!
EVERYBODY STOP WITH THE STUPID!
Have booze instead!
No?
...WELL DO IT ANYWAY OR FACE ASS-WRATH!
...E tuh'd fyhd du ku du clruum dutyo, sysy, E's jano tnihg... -mumble mumble, clunk, thud- BUDDY! WHERE BOOZE?
...YOU BASTARD TAKE BOOZE!
...
...
WHERE IS BROTHER'S HOUSE?! YOU TOOK HOUSE TOO!? YOU BASTARD WHAT KIND FRIEND YOU ARE TO--
Spira does not have computers. Or chewy things.
...
BUDDY IS MORE SINNER THAN BROTHER WHY HE IS NOT HERE?!
THIS IS STU-- GET AWAY FROM MY ASS! KYAAAAAAAAAH! FEEL THE POWER OF BROOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ooc-> E tuh'd fyhd du ku du clruum dutyo, sysy, E's jano tnihg = I don't want to go to school today, mama, I'm very drunk.
A whole new world~
Viewed by fresh, enticed new eyes-
I feel so different
Like I've spent
My whole life
Less than who I could be
But oh- look at the sky
It's no longer run crimson
And I've got some brand new friends
They're kind of strange
But I don't mind
Because they can siiiiing~!
A whole new world...
A whole new view...
A zombie bird to sing a duet to...
A fabulous place...
A wondrous face...
For Anikki~
Now, my little forest companions! We go to Purgatorium!
ooc: So, Brother has been Disney-powered. I shall be making up songs in time with Disney tunes. He has a zombie-bird companion, Yfacusa Jr., and will be followed by forest critters. He's as Disney-princed as you could ever hope him to be, and his hedge is long and flowing in the wind. Feel free to spot him, riding about on a Ponyta =D
OH AND IF THERE ARE ANY PRINCESSES, BROTHER CAN COME RESCUE THEM, IF YOU'D LIKE.
My family
All are okay?
Brother should not be in sky.
But ground... ground cannot be landed on, can it? Is it safe?
...mm.
...
...
Brother's pants have not returned to him. He wears a sheet dress and waits.
TO PERSONS NAMED ELENA AND ADAM
IF BROTHER'S PANTS REAPPEAR AS IF THE MAGICS TAKE THEM, THEN BROTHER DOES NOT INFLICT FIRE AND LIGHTNING DOOM ON YOUS TWO!
BROTHER'S PANTS HAVE AN HOUR TO COME HOME TO HIS CELSIUS!
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
He want them back, please, oui byhdc cdaymehk pycdynt lremtnah uv kuydc~!
Suspenders alone do him no good!
OOC :: And if you'd like to have your character actually steal his pants, feel free <3
WAS A GREAT SUCCESS~
GOOD JOB FELDT~!
MY BACKEND WAS TRIUMPHANT!
BROTHER AND HIS SEXY SUSPENDERS; BANE OF MACHINA AND HIS SISTER!
That is all =D I go attack it with wrenches now~!
BROTHER NEEDS HELP!
BROTHER HAS TO NOT BE A HOBO!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Can Brother go?
...would anyone go with Brother~? He likes parties!
Brother got smacked and yelled at earlier! It was a crime on Al Bhed! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TO BE SAYING BUT IT SOUNDED VERY LOUD AND BROTHER HAD A FISH ON HIS BACK!
YOUR FISH IS MINE, NYLECD!
...but not all is bad today~! Brother has a new friend! Is strange flappy machine~ Brother likes it! He will call it Cbranuet~!
[in the background, a little mechanic wail of 'Haro want Lockon! Haro want Lockon!' but Brother keeps talking over the noise]
Does April Fool day mean drinking~?
ooc: So, Brother has a Haro/Crbranuet, and Tamaki slapped him with a fish like he was a ho hiding money :D good times!
I DON'T WANT, ANYBODY ELSE~
WHEN I THINK OF YUNA I TOUCH MYSELF, OH~ -clomping as if she's trying to dance, tripping over her own feet and thudding- OW! FLOOR IS HARD!
...
Brother's body is very squishy now.
His chest is also very cold.
...maybe not Brother. I need shirts, I think.
...NHADALA DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?
ooc: and the winner for most colorful boobs in Purg is Sister!
Rikku... E's cunno, cecdan, E fych'd....
Vydran femm pa nekrd du ryda sa, vun uhla... -a pause, a shaky breath, and then a soft growl with a clearing of the throat-
Gippal. Gippal. I will destroy you.. Ev oui un ouin Yevonite lusbyheuh ajah drehg uv lusehk hayn ran, E femm pnayg ajano puha eh ouin tyshat puto yht drah vaat oui ehdu Celsius' dinpehac ihdem oui cdub nasaspanehk oui ajan ghaf uv ran. -another deep breath, and then the sound of the terminal being punched.-
Cra dnicdat oui! Oui mad ran kad rind! Ruf tyna oui... oui vilgehk dnyedun, oui fundrmacc cuh uv y pedlr...
-a long silence, just breathing before a whispered-
I need... to be with her. Where is my sister. Please... my Rikku? Where is she?
I... I will have gone to her place. I keep it safe.
I blow his face off if he comes near. Rikku... I'm sorry... [/voice post]
VAYN SO FNYDR, PURGALORTARIUMANAN!
ooc: So, Nhadala gave Brother condoms. Brother, being an ass or being stupid, one or the other, mistook them for balloons. He is now filling those balloons with water (and other liquid like substances that are not semen, unfortunately, sorry Nhads) and attempting to drop them on people. FEAR THE PINK PROJECTILES~!
SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME! I AM DELICIOUS! PID E YS HUD TAMELEUIC, E YS BROTHER! SYOPA CMEKRDMO DYCDO, PID HUD VUN VUUT!
SAVE ME FROM HER HUNGER! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB!
...yht ymcu, CSEMA.
So yes~! SMILE! Gippal's penis is still small! EVERYONE IS BETTER THAN THAT.
<3
Huf du vekina uid ruf du myht so kenm uh dryd buehdo-raytat vnayg uv hydina...
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